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The Heavy Metal Garage Hot Rod That Ate My Wallet Calendar 2016

It is for planning your month, with lots of space to write stuff, like what to pay, or this to be done by....  or at least we use it that way.

But some assembly is required! And this is they way you do it, even if it is for a previous version...

We can be contacted at Art & Technology

How To Turn Your Car into A Billboard - The Car Wrap

These are every where now, at least where I am. I sit in traffic evaluating these things, and even once saw a company I needed to contact later to fix a stove.

The actual production of the design is just another vector file. You need the car dimensions and even better, a car template. But what is more important to me is what goes on it, and how much anyone can remember of it to be effective.

I can never remember any Phone number on these things. I'd have to take a photo with my phone camera, and that is only possible if you find it in a car park.

I can usually remember the company name and what they do, even if I do not completely remember their slogan.  May be the URL or the form of it.  Having the URL on the rear bumper helps here. But I may get enough to be able to find their website later, especially if the wrap design is reflected in their website design.

So, I don't think most of them work for me. I cannot always work out what they do, and remember enough to contact them if I did.

The lesson is KEEP IT SIMPLE.

The Making Of Steampunk Sunset, the Painting and Music.

This is the cover art for an instrumental track you can hear for free at our Soundcloud page called  Steampunk Sunset.   It is synth, guitar and drums. But it all started from a water colour painting.

The illustration work we do is mostly technical and very precise.  Lines and colours are very clear, with graduations being very linear, especially with the vector based illustrations.

Our recent joy in water colour is the ability for it to have random effects when you use lots of water on the heavy textured paper, and that is the main ingredient in the water and sky of the sunset painting. With a lot of water on the paper, when the pigment is applied, it kind of moves where it wants to.  This contrasts with the stark black silhouettes of the bizarre steam powered flying machine, land and trees, done in Faber Castell PITT artist pens, which are waterproof ink.

This is a not quite finished view of this A4 painting, done on CANSON 300gsm Medium Cold Press water colour paper with a small Winsor & Newton Sketchers Pocket Box Cotman Water Colour Set. I have replaced the China White with Ivory Black colour, as it is far more useful to me.

So from this painting we thought of what sound and feelings we wanted in the music, and that was to be a steam engine type sound, combined with a Bladerunner esq huge reverb and sparse synth pad.  That was the starting point, but we knew we would put loud guitar in their too.

Our V2600 VST is a semi modular synth with an old style step sequencer, and it already had a sample patch based around a noise source. Just what we were after. So this is the engine sounds that fades in and out for the duration of the track, with the help of a volume envelope in our DAW.

And here is the whole thing in Reaper our DAW. There  are tracks for Drums, Bass synth, Synth lead, Synth pad, Rhythm guitar, Lead guitar and Steam SFX.  All very simple.  

There are also long and short ping pong delays and the HUGE VintageVerb Bladerunner reverb. Just love it and don't have much opportunity to use it, as it is just too big for a usual track.

Everything was first takes in recording, then with some minor editing, put  together, mixed, then mastered. 

It starts with the Synth Pad and Huge Reverb and while not being directly in any way Bladerunner, has that feeling to me as the flying machine comes into the scene from the right.  It is supposed to sound a bit disjointed with the beautiful sunset polluted with this noisy, flapping flying machine, but then when the drums finally come in, it gels together, depicted for the actual moment in the painting.

So this track came out of an experimental water colour painting, and we hadn't done that before.

We can be contacted at Art & Technology.

Clarkson, Hammond & May LIVE 2015 Sydney Show

Attended the Sydney Sunday show and had a great time yesterday. My eldest son actually took me, so I am feeling blessed.

Don't want to talk anything about the content as such, as it will be pretty much the same thing you would get to see where ever you are, and wouldn't want to take away any of the fun.  Lots of LIVE CAR PORN too.

This is the first time the 3 of them were at the live show in Australia, and the banter and jokes were laugh out loud funny.  The Reliant Robin stuff was more violent and funny than I could have imagine too. They all really went for it.

What I appreciated more than most probably, was the music played throughout different sections.
While waiting for the show to start, the big video screens showed various commercial type things, and funny adverts the guys made for the Australian Show. And when the videos stopped, the PA played stuff like, Richie Blackmore's Rainbow - Rainbow Rising, Metallica - When the Bell Tolls, Jubas Priest - Breaking the Law, Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train , Hendrix and all this stuff I like. \

Now the guy behind me complained how crap the music selection all was..  AND his wifes LOUD mobile phone went off during the show and it took ages to stop .. some people! 

I don't know if the guys selected this music, or a local production company, but the Starting and Ending theme for the Australian Show itself is ..... ACDC Thunderstuck.   During one of the stunt car things they had Rob Zombie - Dragular too.... so good.

So all much heavier than they had on TV.... but this may have just been for the Australian version and others may be localized differently.

And an important thing to remember, is make sure your mix works in MONO!  No one hears stereo at a show like this!    And our own tracks are here, as I'm mentioning it.  About half on the heavy side too.

And an extra cool thing for me was that Easter Creek Karts had a display near the McLaren 570S showing off their new, 3 day old logos, 3 fast karts in Blue Red Yellow that we have recently done for them, among others.

We can be contacted at Art & Technology 

Illustrator, Cartoonist and Marketer

We do various types of Illustration and Cartooning, amongst other work as can be seen at our website Art & Technology.

But marketing has always been an issue.  We do this work as an independent freelancer and are not part of any type of agency and so mostly rely on our website. That means that the people that work with us have gone out of their way to find me, or have been referred to me by another satisfied customer.

In some cases it is a printing or marketing company that has seen my artwork from one of their clients and then followed up with me for their own projects.

What this has taught me over the years is that there are a lot of potential clients out there that haven't looked for us, don't know how or haven't even considered the idea of looking for us.

If that is the reality, how do you do something about it? They call it Marketing.

Website Find-ability
Our first approach has always been to show up in a web search for text and for images. That has meant presenting images on our website with reasonable image file names, surrounded by related text on a high ranking page.

First page of Google Web search and our results

But an issue here is what do potential clients search for?  The above search for "Car Caricature logos" gives a few sample images and our site in web search.

First page of Google Image Search and our results

And we show up for Image search too.   But why those images? They aren't the best sample on our site.  No idea, Google selects what it wants!

If you change from car, to bike , to truck, to dragster to muscle car, you get similar types of results, but this changes over time, and I believe what country you are in, related to your location.

In the case of what we do, our location is irrelevant, as we work all with email anyway, but we cannot stop Google from favouring a nearby service, and not us.

But the search problem for a possible client is still "keywords".  I can only guess as to what people search for and kind of rely on Google understanding a search for "custom car shirt designer" as what we do too.
We do show up for that as well, but not as the first choice.  Is that a better phrase? Maybe, the problem is that there are dozens of them, and putting them all in is bad, as it is a scamming technique, and Google doesn't like it.  The press about keywords is that you try to "own" some of them in search, but that seems unlikely in what we do.

Ok, so if a client searches on the Web or YouTube, they may find an image from us that catches their eye.  Maybe...  I'm not the only game in town, but try to have a unique look and niche.  Our images may also show up from a Skimmer site that steals images from other sites. I have to make sure anything I put on the internet NOW has our url, and a watermark that cannot be removed.

If you don't watermark your stuff, like I didn't at first, this happens;

People take and use your non watermarked images!

At the least, you want people to contact you about something they would like to use!

Can a niche be too small?  Yes! 

Means not enough people need your services, but at the same time it isn't worth while being a "Business Logo Designer" as there are millions of them with starting prices at $5!  Costs me more than that to win any project......

The 2015 changes by Google for Mobile search, and then another change related to "HOW TO" sites really impacted us from April till June 2015.  It seemed they cleared their search caches or something that took many months to settle down again.  As the above shows, we are back in search results at the end of July, but I think they have made searches more location specific. It is just difficult to test.   I feel this because most of the recent requests have been from within Australia, which is very different from the historical trend.

Our YouTube Channel  has also been the source of a couple of contacts. But I only know this as the email has had a video screen grab in it.  Google has redefined view statistics and we have seen our channel hit with a steady, linear, decline (some 35% compared to the previous month , which just looks like a code algorithmic effect to me) in views over the last 12 months and now I don't consider it a significant source of discovery for us.  That of course may change as we monitor the Analytics of all these things. Nothing stays constant for too long... not even the color of the page they are using....

Our website and Youtube channel do have a few how it is done type articles and we think these have helped what we do.

Social Media
The other thing that gets talked about a lot are Blogs, Facebook, LinkedIn, Pinterest  and Twitter.  Now we also have a presence on all of these, and can say pretty simply we have only ever had 2 requests come through Facebook, only one of which become a customer.

So I think Facebook is a complete and utter waste of time, but I could just be really poor at it. We have a Business Facebook page with some number of likes, but a post to it only results in like 2% of those people that liked that page seeing the post!  That is just not good enough. Even the posts in our personnel page only go to 20% of your "friends". That is a REALLY POOR communications channel. And really, your friends are not your customers, at least that is the way I approach it all.  I have seen other artists collect thousands of likes to their pages..... I may be missing something.

We have gotten more artwork and site views through Tweets, but don't know if any customer came of it. Same can be said of this Blog, where any contact comes via our website anyway.

LinkedIn is even worse, were it is all really for the benefit of Human Resources people. Now most HR people are in companies for regulatory reasons, and don't read CVs  and don't understand what it contains anyway ...at least that has been my experience with all I have ever talked with.  HR people aren't my customers, and the LinkedIn news groups are also just full of SPAM. A pretty ugly place....  an ex colleague referred to it as the Ultimate Anti-Social Network and I think that is pretty close to the truth.   But I have had a fair few customers later connect with me at LinkedIn.  So maintaining a connection , not finding contacts seems to be what it does.

You might think our PInterest stuff might be worthwhile. Haven't seen that to be the case. Only our NCIS ABBY image gets re-pinned, and the demographic there doesn't really seem to correspond to what we do..... or again, we just aren't any good at social media.

So we continue to be very wary of wasting time ( and thus money) for any promotion on Social Media.

Pounding The Pavement
Most of my customers have been from overseas.  Countries other than Australia for the most part. So visiting isn't a practical thing to do to places that historically like what I do.

In our local area we have distributed a services post card with samples to various printing and sign making places and have had a truly terrible response, due to the very conservative work these places do 99.9999% of the time.

We have contacted car parts companies, magazines, car and kart racing papers and suggested cartoons and other material to the owners and editors.  But, it is very much a right time right place type of thing, so unless you are in their face when something comes up, you don't get the job.  It is also REALLY REALLY hard to get anyone to actually answer the phone and not just send it to voicemail!

And no freelancer can afford to spend their time doing that.  Have a broad enough range of work to cover should help, but I have yet to see that help...  I get asked to do rather specific things in my styles...

We come up for Concept Art too, but those search words are tricky

I have done a fair number of Car Show Posters and that type of material. Each one is kind of an Advertisement for your own work as much as it is for the Show.  Has it helped?  Maybe is all I can say.

Traditional Advertising
If your trying to get the attention of people that would love to use your service, but aren't actively looking for you, then you end up considering traditional advertising.
That would mean Newspapers, Magazines, specialist Media  or things like paid Banner advertisements, Adwords or even pay Google to put you result at the top of search results for some keywords.  Buying a booth and sitting at a car show seems to work for some. We have looked into these things but have found the fees to be too high for us.

Marketing is a significant part of freelancing and what we do..... and we need more..... it is all a bit hit and miss. I'm sure we could do things better as far as the people that aren't actually looking for us are concerned.

Getting a Custom Logo Or Illustration Booklet

But when they do we make the process simple to understand, which helps.


We produced an Amazon eBook on our Cartoon work, and you could say that is kind of a marketing thing as much as it is a creative product.  To support that we also did a series of single panel Heavy Metal Garage cartoons,  such as this

and this

which we would have loved to go viral and get our name out there, but they don't get many views.
We are still adding some sometimes, recently a series of 7 water colors (and we may auction off the original artwork) but when something doesn't get noticed, it really kills the buzz to do more....

Have only just discovered that CAR-toons Magazine is coming back, and maybe that is something we should explore..

We have many samples of our work and can be contacted at our website Art & Technology.

We also have our eBook on Amazon!